I’LL BE ON A PLANE TO GERMANY IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.
Always be a first-rate version of yourself instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
--Judy Garland
no picture has described my life more accurately than this one.
I’LL BE ON A PLANE TO GERMANY IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.
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September 24, 1936 — May 16, 1990
me writing essays
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i havent touched a butt in way too long
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this kid’s got the world figured out
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Hello zac ❤😍
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
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Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
Not funny enough for an oscar.
You’re going to hell for that
the-thought-emporium-imperial:
Sometimes I think cats would be happier if they were turtles.
But don’t ever tell the cats that.
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